Help! I need someone to talk me down!

"1337HPMustang" (1337hpmustang) 01/22/2014 at 15:57 • Filed to: crisis

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I think I might sell all that I own, take out the biggest loan my credit will allow, and prostitute myself to look for, find, and buy/steal this mustang. Lord give me strength! those wheels... That color... It's perfect. It's got a hood scoop and a 429... I need this!

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > 1337HPMustang 01/22/2014 at 16:00

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It has no air conditioning and it wasn't the fastest car of its day. Am I being helpful?

DatASSun > 1337HPMustang 01/22/2014 at 16:00

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You should do it !

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 1337HPMustang 01/22/2014 at 16:02

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DO IT DO IT DO IT

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 1337HPMustang 01/22/2014 at 16:03

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Even better, Why not MERCURY?!

pdx107 > Goshen, formerly Darkcode 01/22/2014 at 16:03

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Indeed, it is a nice car and all but one can do much better I feel.

CAR_IS_MI > 1337HPMustang 01/22/2014 at 16:05

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From my experience, turning tricks for cash is an extremely profitable business. Depending on your area, some clinics will give you multi-visit discounts too. This ensures your checkups don't cost all your profit.

feather-throttle-not-hair > 1337HPMustang 01/22/2014 at 16:07

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It's in Forza. Amidoingitright?

Shoop > 1337HPMustang 01/22/2014 at 16:12

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It doesn't have the vinyl

/CP

timateo81 > 1337HPMustang 01/22/2014 at 16:16

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you will always be able to buy that car. now, tomorrow, next year, etc.

505Turbeaux > 1337HPMustang 01/22/2014 at 16:16

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no wait I have seen this movie before

beware prostituting yourself out :)

Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > 1337HPMustang 01/22/2014 at 16:19

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The only help I can offer you is this, don't take anything less than $500 and hour for services rendered.

AndersSim - V10'ING > 1337HPMustang 01/22/2014 at 16:28

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DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 01/22/2014 at 16:29

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1 of 2 how much would that sell for?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/22/2014 at 16:30

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A lot more than I could afford lol.

If you don't get the big block (pictured above) you can get a lot of really nice late 60's cougars for under 15k in great shape.

wbizarre - OEM fetishist > 1337HPMustang 01/22/2014 at 16:31

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No...stop...don't do it...I'm not being very convincing, am I?

Hooker > 1337HPMustang 01/22/2014 at 16:45

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Is it someone else's project car?

Never buy someone else's project car.

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